Did you just eat Sofa Pizza?

August 29, 2011 06:51 PM | 133 notes

corgisandboobs asked: dude, speaking of which, what are you baking in your uterus?

funny you should ask, i just got back from the doctor! had my first ultrasound. turns out i am slightly further along than i thought, and am 11 weeks. this also moves my due date to march 19th. which concerns me because my oldest’s birthday is march 10th. and i REALLY don’t want to rain on his parade by going into labor that day or right before. :-/

also, apparently my fetus was displaying its parts quite proudly, and the doctor already thinks it’s a boy. that means i could have 3 little musketeers bouncing off the walls. i am going to be severely outnumbered.. we’ll find out for sure in 8 weeks.

  1. prozac34 said: I’m one of three brothers. It’s a fantastic dynamic.
  2. fyeahthatsme said: My birthday’s March 19th! Hopefully this means your child will also be awesome.
  3. finalellipsis said: PENIS
  4. laurian08 said: god that gif at the end is just the icing on the cake that is this hilarious post. Congrats on the impending bundle of joy ^_^
  5. awkward-turtle-is-awkward said: I looooved your .gif to this! Perfect! hope everything goes well
  6. corgisandboobs said: sweet unmerciful donkeys. you were supposed to have a girl so you’d have a chance fighting off the other 3 buttholes! (husband is an honorary butthole).