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Did you just eat Sofa Pizza?

June 19, 2010 05:51 AM | 31 notes
Mitch Hedberg quote generator

robotindisguise:

Hey man, I went to the Home Depot, y’know, the other day… which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying, “Hey, we ain’t gotta fix shit!”

oh you know i definitely just bookmarked this ish. “I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, “Please Try Again” because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong, or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. “C’mon, Mitchell, don’t give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”“

  1. slutty2shoes reblogged this from pralinesanddick and added:
    Home Depot, y’know, the other day… which...unnecessary. I need to go
  2. sendmelies reblogged this from dangerthepirate and added:
    I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something that’s easy to remember. Something like, 222-2222....
  3. dangerthepirate reblogged this from robotindisguise and added:
    refreshed several times and read all of them in his voice…
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    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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    “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I’d taken all my tests at a restaurant because the customer is always right.” so...
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  7. oldblueeyes reblogged this from sofapizza and added:
    Aw man, I love(d) Mitch’s comedy.
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    I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut, man. I’ll just...
  9. bettywhitesmuffin reblogged this from sofapizza and added:
    i love him so much. ”Look at the all limes in this God Damn thing… this fuckin’ thing is tropical. Look at the limes how...
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    “The depressing thing about tennis is no matter how good...get, I’ll never be as good as a...
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    I’m at a hotel room and my friend comes over and he says, “Can I use the phone?” I said, “Certainly.” He said, “Do I...
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  15. thefrogman said: I miss him a lot. I remember seeing his first appearance on Letterman and did my best to follow him ever since.
  16. pralinesanddick reblogged this from sofapizza and added:
    I have a cheese shredder at home, that’s a positive name for a cheese shredder. They don’t call it by its negative name,...
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    “I used to have really long hair. People thought I was high on stage, because people long hair associate with drug use....
  18. sofapizza reblogged this from robotindisguise and added:
    oh you know i definitely just bookmarked this ish. “I opened up a yogurt, underneath...lid...
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  22. missmegs said: YESSSSSS!
  23. lonelywritergirl reblogged this from brostephh and added:
    This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it’s dirty. omg. so relevant.
  24. brostephh reblogged this from robotindisguise and added:
    I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m...going to ask them where they’re goin’ and hook...
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