There aren’t a lot of black vampires.
That’s because black people are too cautious.Black people know when danger is lurking in the darkness.
“is there someone in that alley?”
“looks like a cat bruh.”
“it could be a cat, but it could be a cougar nigga, I ain’t tryna get close enough to find out.”White people are crazy, they do crazy shit.
White people do shit like go skydiving and kayaking.
That shit is like a death wish man.Motherfuckers voluntarily throwing themselves out of planes and shit.
White people are crazy.
(via askinnyblackman)
