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Did you just eat Sofa Pizza?

August 18, 2012 03:07 AM | 32,333 notes
fuckyeahfatdogs: Dear God I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches.  Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one.  Turn me into a paella.  I want to eat myself. 

fuckyeahfatdogs:

Dear God

I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches. 

Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one. 

Turn me into a paella. 

I want to eat myself. 

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