omg this happened.
- my sister: ugh. at least i'm not wearing booty shorts.
- my father: LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS IN YOUR BUTT.
- (via merrydeath)
“Why tip someone for a job that I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist because I am not able pulverize my own kidney stones.” —Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) on “The Office” (via websaresticky)